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| disability leave, christ, reviews, satan, law, 200, nylons, college, stockings, free, author, wrongfully terminated, story, lopez, hummous, yiddish, harassment, pissed about, lohan, | my girlfriends grandparents, While on a regular visit i was doing my standing and smiling and nodding duty... The subject of my girlfriends brothers bowel disorder came up (you know when you need a sheeit and can't? well imagine you have it 99% of the time, unpleasant) It had been mentioned before (seems a point of extreme interest in old folk) they would occasionally send prunes to help out (despite him useing medication that would make a serveer mess were anyone else to take them) and tell horrible us about horrible it, "some liquorice allways flushes me out" horrible e.t.c. But oh no, this time an enema is suggested, i'm subjected to a 15 minute very detailed discription of how grandad would use soap to lube up a rubber hose, stick it up his arse then inject warm soapy liquid into his back passage.. |
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| I just hung up the phone with my mother, where the following conversation ensued:ME: Well, if his brother's coming home nylons from University, he may want to stay here for Christmas, although he already promised he'd come home with me.MOTHER: What? He's coming home with you for Christmas? Were you even *planning* on telling me?What is the date today? Ah, yes, September 10. It's nylons more than three months before Christmas. Tickets have not been bought or even investigated. But obviously this remote possibility has panicked her so much that my visions of a happy family Christmas have been nylons dashed. I'm wondering if she'd like him to stay in a hotel while we're there. Crazy woman.In retrospect, this is utterly boring shit. I'm sorry. (Mabel DelTaco, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 5:37) Sort of in laws.. |
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