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| wbar, dogma, jesus, nudist, pantiehose, arizona driving drunk law, overtime pay, literature, shwarma, driving drunk, seth diamond, | (PCheese, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:31) I was mom son best man for my mate... ... but I hardly knew the bride or her family at all. Driving her parents to the reception, I tried to make small talk.Me: So, is Helen an only child then? Any other family weddings recently?Her dad: What?!Me: Helen - is she an only child?Her dad: She had a brother.Me [utterly thrown by this reply]: What? Oh... she... eh? had? mom son um...Her dad: He died.Me: ... oh...Her dad: mom son Quite suddenly.Me: ah...Her mum: It was a blood clot in his lung.Me: ah...Her mum: He just keeled over.Her dad: But we don't talk about that.Me: Oh... right... no... not today, anyway.Her dad: Especially not today....Me: So, nice weather... ( teedyay, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:18) An alcoholic's blood would appear not to be thicker than water...... My dear old dad, he used to like a drink, which, to his credit he's now managed to kick. |
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| ( grey kid - www.dearme.co.uk, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:36) Oh dear vicar... I was page boy to my parents friends wedding when I was about 14 and by "page boy" this overtime pay meant I was given this behomoth of an archaic video camera and told overtime pay to point it at the bride and groom and record the ceremony. His overtime pay name was Morgan, hers... Mandy.Oh the poor vicar was having such a hard time not saying it, but to his credit he got all the way to the "kiss the bride bit" before he said with gusto "Mork and Mindy - I now pronounce you man and wife".There was a gentle titter of amusement, everyone surprised he'd held off for so long but then as the happy couple shared their first married kiss he leaned forward conspiringly and whispered "Nanoo Nanoo eh, I bet that happens all the time". |
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