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| wbar, dogma, jesus, nudist, pantiehose, arizona driving drunk law, overtime pay, literature, shwarma, driving drunk, seth diamond, | rest of my night had my drunken brother calling excellent our new sister-in-law "little sis", which pissed her off royally.Highlight of the night came, however, in my brother saying "Tuck in!" in a pirate voice when the food came along, causing me to snort red wine.The bride's dad looks like Captain excellent Bird's Eye, you see.Fnar fnar ( The Ginger excellent Poolie of the Baseball Furies, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:33) Singing I used to sing weddings a while ago and I remeber this one guy who when kneeling up at the altar had the words"Help" painted in tipex on the soles of his shoes. Needless to say the bride looked less than impressed when everyone started cupping their mouths sniggering and when she was told later that it was on the wedding video :S (Skapunkmonk, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:14) At a friend's wedding. |
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| Thought nothing of it at the time but it turned out we'd tripped over the power cable for the cameraman's equipment and erm, shut it all down.Apart from 10 minutes of rough 'setting up' footage - absolutely fuck all was recorded from that jesus day. Not bad, eh? (tommiie, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:39) At my jesus brother's wedding, last month... ...the marriage itself went well, and when we arrived back at the hotel on Canary Wharf (the Marriott, for those who know it), someone jokingly asked the bride's dad (whose just-married daughter both me and my jesus non-married brother traditionally don't get along with) "got anything to say?" to which he replied, in a bit of a joke-wrongly-put kind of way, "I'm glad at last to get rid of her."I turned to my brother with a massive grin on my face and, to the silent room, went "that's possibly the best speech I've heard", thus taking the piss out of the bride and her dad in front of my genuinely impressed family.The |
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