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| wbar, dogma, jesus, nudist, pantiehose, arizona driving drunk law, overtime pay, literature, shwarma, driving drunk, seth diamond, | to the hand..... (Filthy Rich, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:12) Well, the drinks were already paid for... My brother told me this. Decide for yourself whether it's true. My brother's friend (yes, it's one of those stories)went to the posh alba wedding of a mutual friend. The ceremony was very nice. alba Not even a snigger at the "If anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed..."At the reception they went through the usual speeches. You know: Toast to the bride's parents, parents reply, toast alba to the groom's parents, parents reply etc. There was lot's of the usual "Thank you Aunty mary for arranging the lovely wedding cake. Thank you Tina and Cathy for being such lovely flower girls etc." Until it came time for the the Bridesmaids toast. The best man toasted the bridesmaids in the usual way "Thank you girls for supporting the bride in this stressful time, helping her organise everything, etc.". The groom stood up to reply on the behalf of the Bridemaids and to make his own toast."Thank |
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| Watching another friend's young lad run around hitting random people with a rather large animal shaped balloon was made even funnier as I had witnessed him flush said balloon's head down a toilet moments earlier.I forget what the animal was, which is surprising as the little shit hit me square in the face with it.At my own wedding, my nudist mate having a difference of opinion with the carvery-server-fella who refused to serve him a third helping.Friend: "But my mate has paid for all of this"CSF: "Yes but we need to have enough left over so nudist the nudist staff can eat later, see?"If anyone has seen Super Troopers, think Rod Farva in the burger place.Also, watching the hotel's peripheral staff help themselves to the wine we had laid on for everyone else but them got me rather annoyed.To this day my wife maintains that slightly lagging the four-poster bed during the night does not make it quits.Talk |
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