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"Now, I had just heard how Sammy Davis Jr. turned Jewish, you know, when drunk pic woman he was having a seizure or something, and his Jewish friends placed a metal star of David in his palm and it left scars? He has three that you can still see -- or, well, he's dead, but you could see the drunk pic woman scars up drunk pic woman until the day he died, you know? Anyway, I think that story might have caused that part of the dream, but the clincher for me was when I turned to the man beside me and it was God. I said, 'God, I think I'm Jewish!' And He smiled gently at me, and I started to cry. Then I woke up and it just seemed so clear and true, I rolled over and woke up my boyfriend" -- SHIT! He'll think I'm a harlot now for sure -- "Uh, I, um, I called and um, woke, him up and said, 'Honey -- I'm Jewish.'" "That's quite a dream, Emily."
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