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Or maybe that was just my mom who taught it to us -- she's very stand up comedy inclusive." "I see." "Well, I had this dream that I was standing at a long table… kinda, kinda like this one. There was a long, super-thin candle -- it was white and about six inches tall. The candle, it was in a stand up comedy small holder and I walked up to it. There was stand up comedy a man standing to my left. I could tell he was very old and wise and that he was there to help me. It was dark and I couldn't see him very well, but then I didn't turn to look at him directly, either. So anyway, by the candle, there was this lighter thingie. It was thin, too, and shaped like a cross, only the base of it was very, very long," I said, extending my arms to show how long it was, "and the top horizontal part was super short. So it -- well, it could have passed for a cross, technically I guess, but it didn't really look like a cross you'd see at church or hanging around somebody's neck, you know?" |
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