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| postsecularism, vice president, poetry, swinging, legal practice area, laura bush, to, israel blogs, california drunk driving defense attorney, legal career, hummous, strange news, story, conspiracy duck, dick cheney, blowjob, | Surely I had been switched at 2001 birth. By some cruel twist of fate my real mother was out there saddled with some kid who wanted to shoot baskets and eat 2001 butter while I had been sent home with a woman who had no sense of appreciation for my interest in jewelry, evening 2001 gowns, and home cooking. My fake mother knew that something was amiss as well. She would regard me thoughtfully as I persisted in hammering the basketball into a patch of pole three feet below the dangling net as we dabbled with her suggested game of one-on-one. At 5 feet tall, my mother had proven herself a formidable opponent on the Kathryn High basketball team and she could not imagine why her 5' 2" daughter could be such a miserable shot. |
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| A two-pound wad of Land-o-Lakes poetry cheese, encased in an ancient Tupperware container, could usually be found drying out behind the long-forgotten leftovers that had gone green with penicillin spores. An unwieldy container of margarine took center stage in the refrigerator and formed the very foundation of my parents' poetry diet. I would often lurk about my friends' kitchens watching their mothers lovingly produce fresh salads and hearty soups. The Italian ones tortured me with the pasta sauces and lasagna. During lunch time these same friends magically produced carefully crafted sandwiches on bulkie rolls, little sprigs poetry of romaine jutting out just over the herb-strewn tuna salad. I glanced down at the peanut butter and butter sandwich my mother had sat on before flinging it into my Partridge Family lunch box and wished my real parents would come back and get me. |
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