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| screen, rape stories, state case law, blog, homestuff, ktb, laws, safety hazards, fiction, statements, duff, funny links, young, barbara bush, meeting, | Drinking a litre of gin with me when I couldnt go out with my mates for my birthday once.5) Cooking me massive pies at almost ever possible opertunity.Bestest MIL ever. 100% Fact. ( Deus open publishing Ex Machine Washable, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:59) My MIL.... is a nice woman, but in her quest to be nice has landed herself (and us) in some wierd situations.Once, she thought it would be a good idea to come over and help us tidy up our flat when we were at work, only open publishing to go raking about slightly too much. Needless to say, the conversation a couple of evenings later about our bedrooms antics being out own business, but the utensils used should be better hidden was an interesting one....And she came across my stash of disco biscuits another time. Managed to tell her they were for my hay fever, so got away with that one. |
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| Firstest post ever! Woo yay.Make no apologies for my length, your wife seems to like it all the same! (sbigib, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 15:08) Best MIL ever My MIL has proved her greatness over the many years funny links I've known her (16, but only an month as an actual MIL). Including:1) On our first meeting, organising a van, a driver and moving house for me simply because I was a friend of her daughters and needed help, despite me bieng long haired, drugged up scruffy student and my stuff funny links comprising of one bag of funny links clothes, 7 boxes of hi-fi equipment 200+ bottles of homebrew, a keep left sign and the back seats out of a cortina cunningly fashoned into a sofa.2) Disliking Mrs DeusExM's (then) husband to such an extent she started encouraging her daughter to have an affair with me.3) Providing an array of resources to carry on said affair including babysitting, transport, the use of her house and countless alibis.4) |
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