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| screen, rape stories, state case law, blog, homestuff, ktb, laws, safety hazards, fiction, statements, duff, funny links, young, barbara bush, meeting, | There was no other choice, being a kind person and doctor myself I had the glorious experience of certifying my mother-in-law dead. Woo yay - a long time coming but too late to save the marriage ( lizzie1000, Sat 10 drunk moms Sep 2005, 1:30) Just legendary M-I-L on seeing my son two days after birth: "He looks a lot drunk moms less like his father now the swelling's gone down."And the presents, dear god the presents...Space Precinct figures ("Well, you like sci-fi..."). Furry handcuffs (Err, you know I screw your daughter, right?).A mug with "Computer Boffin" on it (Now used as the work mug, for post-modern irony).But on the other hand, she's also bought me a didgeridoo (okay, cool. WTF, as I've never expressed an interest in said instrument, but okay).Oh, and a decorative four foot sword. The day before I needed a sword to conduct my handfasting to her daughter. |
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| week she told me about her trip to the garage across the road to get bread, in which she managed to use the phrase "She said, she'd said, she said". It safety hazards took well over 30 minutes of safety hazards this drivel before I could escape to the pub.She too is supposed to be watching her weight and it on a 1001 pills to keep her alive. However whenever I'm around i have to make sure I bring stuff to cook as she lives off chinese take aways (And we're not talking boiled safety hazards rice here). The only edible foodstuffs in her cupboards are salt, vinegar, tommyK and mayo. Oh and maybe half a pint of out of date milk in the fridge. (manaic5, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 2:43) last laugh My ex mother in law was hell - too late to mention her faults now. Before she died she had two young woman living in her flat looking after her - the day and night shift. She died late on a Sunday afternoon, a time when it is just about impossible to get a even a private doctor, to come out to see someone; worse, NHS practices refuse to certify unregistered deceased people at the weekend; the funeral directors wouldn't take her body away without a death certificate; and her resident carers didn't want to spend the night with the body in the flat. |
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