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| About a month or two into our relationship, my then girlfriend's mum how kicked her out of the house, stating that "If she's going to spend more time with 'that boy' than to come home, she can spend every night out!"Sex was pretty much on tap after that point, until she decided it was "cruel of her to not let you back into the house"Bitch (Insane Maniac wishes it wasnt, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 11:02) I was 15 or so and how used to go up Diane Jones's house and finger her in the front room (of the how house!) listening to Toyah.Her mother was always making excuses to interrupt - which would have been fair enough if she was just trying to delay becoming a gran, but the fact is she started wearing increasingly low-cut tops and obviously giving me the come-on.Again - fair enough, a teenage boy's fantasy you might think, except that Diane knew it was going on and seemed to approve.Eeuuww! |
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