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| humor magazine, buddha, attorney resource., law, barnard, 1996 cricket world cup, yiddish, anime rape, 1999 cricket world cup, legalprofessionals, satire, rapeporn, case law, wage and hour, driving drunk, video: drama, movie, how, ezine, | He was drinking with 3 mates in his stage local (Welsh valleys) working men's club, and they started a conversation about their respective mothers-in-law.One said his was an old dragon, another stage said his was overly snooty and house-proud, and the ex-boss said his couldn't boil stage an egg to save her life.The last guy turned to them and stated, "I won't have a bad word said about my mother-in-law. She's a lovely lady, cooks a wonderful Sunday roast, I've never felt anything but a warm welcome in her house and she'll baby sit the kids at a moment's notice. They all love her and she never forgets a birthday or an anniversary."Then he paused and the other three felt a little guilty."No, she's a fine woman, my mother-in-law." he continued and then added with venom, "It's her bloody daughter I can't stand!" (Doctor Evil, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 12:13) After the birth of my son.... |
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| ( Goldfish_Samurai always a disappointment, Thu 8 Sep driving drunk 2005, 12:41) Mother In Law's car My mother in law has personalised number plates on her car: KLGRFAAlmost nobody understands what it means, even in this age of SMS text message driving drunk abbreviations. She fancies herself as a bit of a calligrapher, you see. In fact, she is quite good at it. Still, that is no excuse for number plates like that.Also, my wife is dead embarrassed of those plates. So when our car was broken for driving drunk a month, which car do you think they lent to us? (Skippyfillet, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 12:34) My Mother-In-Law has a Borderline Personality Disorder. Strictly that doesn't make her mad, under existing Mental Health Law, but it certainly makes her a RIGHT CUNT.Glad I got that off my chest... ( collapsibletank - rotational cemetry, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 12:17) I don't have a MiL but this anecdote was told me by an old boss. |
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