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| Although this arizona driving drunk law is why I love him so. He's the only person to meet his father in law (ie my pa) for the first time and say 'I'm sorry but I don't think I can talk to you now. I'm on a lot of mushrooms and your face won't stop pulsating'.Forgot to say. His mum's answer to the cock line arizona driving drunk law was arizona driving drunk law 'That's probably right dear'. All in her stride, god bless the little bunchkin.Bless. I'd apologise for the length but I have no confidence in my genitalia whatsoever. ( Captain Wow, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 9:35) What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted (Ricochet, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 18:44) Oh my god, who came up with this question? My husband and I separated and then started dating again, and we're making an attempt at reconciliation.This doesn't stop my m-i-l from repeatedly trying to dump me in his name.Things |
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