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| I called him a cockbadger (local slang) and then explained my irrational fear of my parents lying to me about laws broken by their clients, my dad jokes about this then plays that literary Barbie Girl song on the stereo on repeat for 4 hours. I then chased the music literary playing ice cream truck.*cough* coat *cough* (Minty Hit, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 13:59) MILILF nuff said (sickboyturbo, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 17:26) Olive - a sour, rounded, hard little fruit, usually soused in gin literary .Where to start? Is it compulsory to hate your mother-in-law, some sort of hidden genetic subconscious thing which drives us to dream of throttling the bitch?Take my mother-in-law, the lovely Olive. (I wish someone would). She’s the most ignorant, useless, obnoxious, idle, loud-mouthed witch, but thankfully she lives 300 miles away so we don’t see her that often. But when she does come to visit, boy, does she get on my tits.‘What do you fancy for dinner, Olive?’‘Errrm anything, don’t you worry about me, I’ll just have what you’re having’I hate answers like that. |
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