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| views, ktb, free, corpse, female comedianne, judaism, nuns, discrimination, greatest, middle east blogs, islam, literature, galleries, conspiracy duck, | “That’s my claim to fame” mother son I would tell them, whilst explaining that it was the little things like his harmonica playing that mother son turned me on. Quite rightly people were also shocked when I showed them the newspaper cuttings of the 9” scare across Mr. O’Brian’s head from the time when I attempted to remove his brain with a ladle whilst singing the wrong words to that song from “Interview with a Blacksheep”. I was being ignorant and it was actually a song from Interview with a Vampire, a film I really wanted mother son for Christmas but everyone in the office laughed and said it was just childhood bad taste. That’s when I lost it and gave my boss a near death experience when I told him about my premonition a movie star dragon fiercely hording a pile of obscure memorabilia.The fact I am telling these stories must be evidence I am getting old. |
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| I do not know what hapened exactly but views they are up in court in February, one of them for assaulting a copper and the other one for damaging a handset.And my boyfriend wonders why I never go and views visit them. (albator, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:16) Not technically strictly speaking... My mother-in-law lives in our toilet, even our scary neighbours refuse to visit since she injured my sibling with some bad teenage poetry. I gave her a crappy prize in an views attempt to stop this wired tradition, that’s when I knew it was over as she demanded I attend her wedding to this stupid tourist she met. I don’t blame her though as he turned out to be a hidden treasure expert, but there was no need for the time he got drunk and bought her that psychotic puppy.The best bit was being forced to meet his parents who turned out to be a pair of jobsworth parking inspectors who sabotage meters and skive of work to have great holidays that always seem to end with someone crying! I must admit my guilty pleasure out of shouting “I just don’t get it” numerous times during the best man speech whilst listening to my walkman and telling anyone who would listen about the beautiful moment when I lost my anal virginity to Richard O’Brian. |
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