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Fifth, by the time Boxing Day had rolled around, I'd already been entertaining your mother and father, your brother and his girlfriend, ascii art farts your cousin, and my husband (your other brother, remember him?) for nearly ascii art farts a week. Up until midnight cooking so that there would ascii art farts be enough to go around the next day, shopping and wrapping presents, keeping the laundry kept up, making sure the house was at least tidy, not easy to do amidst , guests, holiday crap AND renovations. Combine all that stress with your first visit EVER, with your whining kids and your wonderful wit and sparkling personality (not), I had the most spectacular headache, the kind that make you want to throw up everything you've eaten since you were 2. I HAD to go to my room, where it was quiet and relatively dark, so that I could make it through the day. But, of course, it's never about anyone else, it's only all about YOU.
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