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I should have killed the old man when I open mike night had the chance. I was heavily pregnant and needed crutches for a broken ankle, visiting the old bat in hospital after a back surgery, when he goes completely wacko, screaming at his kids and me in front of the hag crying in her hospital bed saying how he was going to have open mike night us all arrested and charged with a multitude of things like "practicing medicine without a license" (we wanted her to go to a rehab facility before going home) and "elder abuse" open mike night (we wouldn't kiss his ass) et al. I could have, and should have, clubbed him with my crutches. The hospital staff would have testified on my behalf that if I hadn't, they would have killed him. Between that, the hormones, the lack of pain meds for a broken ankle, I figure no jury would have convicted me. But NOOOOO! I had to think of my husband first. I must have been a freaking idiot to pass up my opportunity! ARGH! And now, they are about to descend upon us.
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