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He's using me for sex.- He says I'm satan awful in bed (seriously, how can you say this to your daughter-in-law with a straight face minutes after walking in on the two of us in the act?)- satan The Province told her I'm forbidden to see my daughter.- My daughter thinks of her as her mother now, and not me satan (she supports this by pointing out how daughter runs through list of names before deciding who you are - she generally calls everyone DaddyMommyGrandmaMommyDaddy*scream of frustration for not getting the right name*, even my friends...)- Husband has found a new girlfriend, and they're engaged (What? Since when? You think he'd have mentioned it...)- Husband has {insert incurable disease here} and only {insert short period of time here} left to live.It
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