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No shit..... (Spackweasel, Thu 8 Sep cock 2005, 14:24) Right... Typical haul of stuff we are made to take away with us after a visit to the in laws:Packet of 6 obscure brand norwegian frozen cock doughnuts - semi defrostedThree copies of 'yours' magazine (knitting patterns, cake recipes, 'Doctors said lose your baby or your legs type stories)A pack of three assorted peppersA fushia cock pink cardigan of some man made flammable textile, size medium ("it's too big for me but it might fit you")A copy of Asda instore magazinePack of three 'Hike' (logo made to look like Nike) socks off the marketA wicker fruit bowl which has been adorned with a knitted snowman holding the fruitbowl in a fuzzy embrace.Say. No. More. (Kazza, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:13) all i know is mother in law is an anogram of woman hitler (the dennis, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 13:19) Ok - so I'm just looking for reasons to complain My MIL is lovely, she's a short, rotund, highly religious lady who would do anything for you.
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