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| disability leave, 2005, peter manseau, jerusalem blogs, lindsay, loser, agnosticism, pissed off, dogma, israelipodcast, buddha, angry about, rape videos, sex, prayer, mama, audio, to, jewish blogs, social networking, sucking, manifesto, overtime pay, personalpublishing, | O’Brian’s head from the time when I attempted to remove his brain with a ladle whilst singing the wrong words to that song from “Interview with a Blacksheep”. I was stockings being ignorant and it was actually a song from Interview stockings with a Vampire, a film I really wanted for Christmas but everyone in the office laughed and said it was just childhood bad taste. That’s when I lost it and gave my boss a near death experience when I told him about my premonition a movie star dragon fiercely hording a pile of obscure memorabilia.The fact I am telling these stories must be evidence I am getting old. This one time when on the worst date ever I pretended I was an ex-gigolo just to get laid. I was out of my depth but I had no money to take her out for an expensive meal. |
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| I don’t blame her though as he turned out to be a hidden treasure expert, but there was no need for the time he got drunk and bought her that psychotic puppy.The best bit was being forced to meet his parents who turned out to be a pair of jobsworth parking inspectors who sabotage meters personalpublishing and skive of work to have great holidays that always seem to end with someone crying! I must admit my guilty pleasure out personalpublishing of shouting “I just don’t get it” numerous times during the best man speech whilst listening to my walkman and telling anyone who would listen about the beautiful moment when I lost my anal virginity to Richard O’Brian. “That’s my claim to fame” I would tell them, whilst explaining that it was the little things like his harmonica playing that turned me on. Quite rightly people were also shocked when I showed them the newspaper cuttings of the 9” scare across Mr. |
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