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Far from putting the shits up her, she actually seemed flattered by this.So mama a few drinks later and the conversation is still going strong. Now, my parents are very straight laced. They mama were both virgins on their wedding night and have never tried anything stronger than lemsip. The MIL however, is a different kind of person. She decides now is the time to regale us with the following story...She was twenty mama odd and living in funky 70's London when a man comes to her door. He's "sex on legs" with a mane of hair that reaches his waist and trying to flog a picture he's painted. The MIL says "he looked like a god, his painting was alright too" so she invites him in and tells him so, but also that she can't afford it.
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