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That stride and sports car had something to tell me, something I needed to hear. Im listening you humor magazine hear me? It was Mickey I needed to find. I want humor magazine you to tell humor magazine me. Tell me where she is Mickey. In 1984 before he left Port Jefferson, Mickey showed me photos of female body parts. Parts that came close to studies in forensics. I smiled when he showed them to me. When he said Chicks with needle marks are high on my agenda. I smiled. I needed to be as cool as Mickey. So what does Mickey Schneider, the lean machine from my teenage years now have to tell me? Hed ignored me for most of the time. My name is Paula Oesmer. I live on the Lower East Side and work in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I majored in psychology at Amherst. I did the expected and volunteered a year with my father and his entrepreneurial cousin Basil in their law firm, Schmirler & Oesmer.
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