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I'm a professional muso, but the thought of having to "sing" puts me in a panic.Cue attempts to charm/bribe my way out of it.So I'm up on the stage and that black microphone mouthpiece looks HUGE. author Guitarist asks me what I'm gonna sing. "Any ideas?" I ask."What about "Hey Yood?" "What?""Hey Yood!""Oh....Hey Jude. Erm, OK"Half way through I forget words AND melody and end up doing a half-assed Shatner on it.After, brother comes up and says "Well that was really catchy.""Really?""Yep. Like typhoid."Got the missus back though:) author (pgfcello, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 18:56) Tumbleweed author moment I've done my share of wedding videos so I've seen many, many speeches in my time!My absolute favourite was the time the Groom said "I'd now like to call upon the Father of the Bride to say a few words". The old geezer stood up and, in a loud, terribly-pleased-with-himself voice, said "A few words!".The silence was deafening. (MrC - a camel named Simon., Thu 14 Jul 2005, 18:50) This question has been closed - you may not add a reply Pages: Best, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 RSS .92|
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