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| Let us just say that, contrary to all known common-sense and experience, it went down brilliantly! The sight of a newly-married bride and groom swaying manifesto along with all of their pissed up mates, singing "immerse your soouuuull . . . in looooove" at the manifesto tops of their voices is one that will stay with me for a very long time. (MrC - a manifesto camel named Simon., Thu 14 Jul 2005, 19:49) Kilts Kilts are great. They make us Scots look sexy and distinguished. Just don't go 'true scotsman' then get drunk and slip on the dancefloor (dress shoes = no grip) and land with your kilt over head. Exposing your Gaelic treasures to all and sundry. While dancing with your mum. Illiciting a comedic response from the band. Never, never, never do that. Especially, I say especially, when the local news crews are filming the entire thing.Worst part is, somebody else gave the tape to 'you've been framed' and pocketed the cash. |
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