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wbar, poetry, blowjobs, pantiehose, law, atheism, workers' compensation, 1990, erotica, plays, jersey city, | 01-25-2002: STOP E-MAILING ME YOU WORTHLESS HUMPHATS! Maybe this update to my comic strip page, hot on the heels of the last one, can get you comic strip assholes to shut up for five seconds! Don't you have anything else to do with your lives? Go flip burgers at Dracula's Blood Barn or something you swollen rejects. 12-03-2001: It's exactly one fucking week after the last time I updated, so I'm early. You cretins can thank me by sending in $100 bills. 10-16-2001: I have updated today, exactly 2 weeks after my last update and IF YOU THINK I'M LATE WITH MY UPDATE THEN YOU APPARENTLY CAN'T DO SIMPLE FUCKING MATH AND I SHOULD HEAD OVER TO YOUR TRAILER PARK AND STOMP IN YOUR SKULL AND DIG GOLF TEES INTO YOUR WORTHLESS LUNGS. 9-03-2001: alright you goddamn failure-ridden pathetic wads of crisco, Ive update my fucking page. so you shitheeled maggots can finally shut the hell up and stop sending me mail messages saying "OH WAH CLIFF, I AM A STUPID LOSER AND MY LIFE IS A BIG FAT WASTE SO ALL I DO IS READ YOUR PAGESITE BECAUSE I LIVE IN MY PARENT'S ATTIC AND INHALE CENTIPEDE PESTICIDE ALL DAY, WAH!" |
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I want his home address so I can send him a dead dog with the words "YOU" taped to its face. if you know 1990 his address then send it to me and I'll let you live a little bit longer. also shut up 05-06-2002: Hey look, I updated my fancy electronic screen page once again, exactly on time, two weeks after my previous update. And if you've got a goddamn problem with doing your math or something then I suggest you crunch some 1990 numbers on your computer 1990 machine and then throw yourself into a poison ditch because you're a pathetic shitwich who should be shot in the face with a exploding bullet gun. 03-04-2002: I HAVE UPDATED MY COMPUTER SCREEN PAGE so maybe you worthless toenail fuckers will shut up and stop sending me messages on my computer to my computer because I'm sick as all fuck of having to put up with you stupid shits and I'm not here to entertain you, I'm hear to tell you in detail how much I want to rip out your guts and shove them down your throat and then rip them out again and throw them into the highway so I can drive over them with my car. |
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