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That's how I got your name, through Michael, who goes here." "Yes, Michael." "Yup. Michael." eggers "Emily, since your father was Jewish and not your mother, Jewish law states that you aren't Jewish -- the lineage is not passed to the eggers children through the father, it's passed through the mother. So, it's only if a Jewish woman marries a Gentile and they have children that the children can claim to be Jewish." "Um, my eggers dad isn't Jewish either though, so I guess that doesn't help matters." "No? Katz is such a Jewish name." "Oh. That's Capps. Funny, that happens all the time. Even at the Jewish Community Center when we lived in New Orleans. I don't think they were happy when they realized their mistake. Great pool though, glad I got in regardless. God, one counselor -- she taught disco -- man, she was kinda… well, anyway. Guess that's not the point, ha ha." Rabbi Silverman looked down. I could tell he was kind, but I feared I was trying his patience.
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