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| get drunk and be somebody, drunk guys, mother son, comedian, yiddish, muslim, eve, dirty humor, ha ha, religion, stories, drunk moms, literary, peter manseau, falafael, pogrom, jeff sharlet, | http://www.seaworld.com/seaworld/ca/_downloads/otter-1024.jpg >> Sloths << In defence of sloths: * Due to their horrible slow speed they are preyed upon by the harpy eagle. Their solution? Hide in a palm tree and pretend to be a coconut. Fuck, that's the only good fact about sloths, so we guess the otters win. http://www.cultofdegan.com/images/costarica/sloths/index15.html ------------------------------------------------- : B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE Results from Your Boring Movie Challenge Each week we run a competition to test your creative skills. horrible We set a challenge and you open Photoshop and mess with our heads. Last week we wanted you design movie posters horrible of your own lives. http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/boringmovies/ We asked b3ta boarder homonk to judge the entries - here are his 3 faves. homonk writes - #1 "Sock 2 - it's very rare that a sequel is as good as the original, even rarer that it is better. |
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| (Mario's, Kentish Town, visit if you're in the area for fantastic home-made chips. Can we have a free meal now, Mario?) So it was with muslim sad hearts that we read an email informing us that our favourite magazine has closed down. "Hi, B3ta, "My name is Andrew Fisher, and I'm the editor of a new CD-based magazine called RETRO SURVIVAL, muslim dedicated to old computer games. The people involved were all severely shafted by the closure of the commercial Retro Gamer mag, and are now putting together our tribute/two-fingered salute/money-grabbing CD." Anyway. If you are interested in buying the muslim CD then have a gander at the site: http://www.retrosurvival.co.uk/ ------------------------------------------------- : THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO AAHH Otters vs Sloths When God finally calls all his creatures to judgement, are the otters going to Heaven and the sloths to Hell? >> Otters << The case for otters: * You can use them to write 'otterly' great puns, * In the film Tarka The Otter they were voiced by the world's greatest raconteur, Peter Ustinov, * They're as clever as monkeys, and will use rocks as crude tools to smash open tasty crabs. |
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