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| "There's no one else I'd rather pretend to be married to," he said. "How's that?" "I think you'd better try again," she said, and the falafael bus pulled up. They sat next to a fat woman with dyed blond hair. She was reading aloud to herself from a Russian newspaper. "I need to send a fax when we get downtown," he said to steady himself. Becky falafael launched falafael into a story about a friend's wedding back in New York that Michael wasn't listening to. He was thinking of what a boor he'd been to put his hand down Eli's pants on their very first night together after all this time like, like some child molester, and then the bewildered look on the poor kid's face. He blurted out, "I made a mistake!" and the Russian woman looked up from her newspaper. |
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