I.             The Russian mcsweeney's yiddish
yiddish, muslim, eve, dirty humor, ha ha, religion, stories, drunk moms, literary, peter manseau, falafael, pogrom, jeff sharlet, stand up comedy, lopez, drunk driving law, abovethe law, labor laws, theology,             Michael rang the doorbell. "Yeah, but they're so... Israeli."             His mcsweeney's aunt opened the door and frowned. She wore a pink robe and a pair of thin wire-framed glasses with narrow lenses, as mcsweeney's if mcsweeney's all she needed to see of the world could fit within those two rectangles. "I told you on the phone to knock, don't ring the bell."             "I'm sorry, Aunt Sarah. And I'm sorry the flight came so late. There was a bomb scare in Ruzyne Airport. It's the latest trend in Prague. They're always fake, but..."             "Please speak more quietly. You're waking the whole house. And who is Aunt Sarah? Call me Sarah." She closed the top of her cotton robe, perfumed with the fabric softener Michael's mother sent from the States. "You will stay in separate rooms," she went on as she led them upstairs.
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I.             The Russian taxi driver took them to a suburb yiddish thirty minutes north of Tel Aviv. He dropped them off in front of a white stucco home surrounded by a wall of black hedges. They heard the hiss of a neighbor's sprinkler, strangely sinister, and further off, a yiddish truck grinding its way up the main road. It was almost three in the morning.             Still groggy from the flight from Prague, Michael hoisted his monogrammed yiddish backpack off the sandy sidewalk and stumbled forward. He was a head taller than Becky, his traveling companion, best friend, and temporary heterosexual cover.             "Into the lion's den," he said, checking the address on his palm pilot a third time.             "Don't be so dramatic," Becky whispered. "They're your family."
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