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I'm conflicted about this film. On the one hand, drunk sex it's a Disney movie. On the other hand, it has more hot girls than the ride. On the other hand, it's a Bruckheimer movie. On the other hand, pirates! On the other hand, there's the "try drunk sex wearing a corset" joke in the trailer, which means that the script writers have fallen into drunk sex the familiar trap of using bad, obvious humor to pretend they have progressive views on gender. On the other hand, undead skeleton pirates! I was really hoping to get that up to eight as an homage to Allen's Octopus opus, but I have failed. You've been worsted again, Allen. But what I'm really wondering, really, is this. Disney is making a movie based on a ride. Are they going to make another ride based on the movie based on the ride? And if so, will it have a live-action or animatronic Keira Knightly? Posted by holohan at 03:42 PM | Comments (13) April 07, 2003 This is Not a Comic Strip I ask that you not read this week's update. Note that I use the word "update" instead of the usual "strip."
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