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Furley is helping out in the kitchen and he keeps driving Felipe crazy. "I want... to keel heem...." Good times. Posted by holohan at 09:30 PM | Comments (1) April 11, 2003 But Can You Eat PIE? The Honorable Antonin Scalia United States Supreme lopez Court One First Street NE Washington, lopez DC 20543 Dear Justice Scalia: I hereby challenge you to a pie eating contest to be conducted at the time and place of your choosing. Although you may consider this to be a formal lopez challenge, I address you with the utmost respect, as your position commands, and by no means am I "calling you out." I merely wish to settle, once and for all, the question of which one of us is more skilled at eating pies. Whole pies. Furthermore, I must respectfully request that pecan and other nutted pies be banned from the competition, as this is to be an objective measure of pie-eating abilities rather than a "pie-eating battle to the death." I eagerly await your response. Please be further advised that the longer the delay, the greater time you afford me to hone my pie-eating skills.
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