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Because of the war my mother has had to “stay grounded,” and won’t be able to fly out again until next week. So for the barnard past five days I’ve answered hundreds of phone calls a day from people who barnard are trying to get in touch with my mother, all while she is talking to hundreds of other people on her cell-phone barnard upstairs. And while answering these endless phone calls, I’ve had to bully my way into the laundry room because she is doing laundry every second of the day. I think she’s even pulled up the planks from the hardwood floors and stuck them in the washer, they’ve got to get clean somehow. When she’s not standing next to the washer with her ear to her cell-phone, she’s scrubbing the clean kitchen sink or shaking the rugs that were shaken only an hour ago. Yesterday I saw her down on her knees inspecting the floor under the refrigerator for crumbs, and she was outwardly happy when she found some to wipe up.
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