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| beer, beach, overheardnew york, funny, drunk pic woman, critics, freeform, angryat, radio address, discussion board, andrew flintoff, drunk girl, | I have actually touched said dressing gown and have a vial of Keanu's disgusting PVC sweat available to the highest bidder. If you drink it you will witty live forever. And it cures cancer. (Brundy, Tue witty 20 Sep 2005, 4:34) The most posh I ever thought I got was when I toured with Yehudi Menuhin in Bavaria (five stars hotels, no less) until I found out that he was Jewish and they were all Nazis. Kind of like Willy Wonka meets the Zombies.Beer was gut, though. (pgfcello, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 2:16) I'm in burke's peerage Something to do with my Great grandfather who was an explorer and had a few mountain ranges and rivers named after him in Canada. Was given somesort of royal dookicky when he got back and it still holds to this day, I haven't inherited the title or anything I'm typing this within the glorious inercity scum of Bristol's whore and crack central, but in a King Ralf kind of way I'm in line to the throne.But |
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| not allowed to burp, fart or strut around in my underwear whilst visiting either... the cunts.... (kalimah, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 7:17) I'm so posh... that last year I was on a croquet beer team consisting of:FreddyJohnnyRupertSebby(me)and one of my relatives was Australian Lawn Croquet Champion (or something like that)and my Mum's maiden name is Sloane (although she's from Manchester.) (Wormulus, Tue 20 Sep 2005, 6:35) . My grandpa is the son of Robert Falcon Scott, aka Scott beer of the Antarctic. My grandma had an affair with him during the war which might explain why I beer have inherited a pathological hatred of the cold. Then again, it might not. If that doesn't make you click 'I Like This' then get this: I know the guy who stole Keanu Reeves' dressing gown off the set of The Matrix 2 when they were filming in some Sydney silos. |
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