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| beach, overheardnew york, funny, drunk pic woman, critics, freeform, angryat, radio address, discussion board, andrew flintoff, drunk girl, unbelievable, answer bear, comedy, people, | gave my mate the mother in laws meal, and scooped up his meal off the floor and put it back into the petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official container, along with the dog petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official hair, dirt and all the other shite that collects on the floor petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official of a car. the mother in law could have that.She complained a bit when she didn't recieve the beef curry she expected, but accepted that "they must have fucked up my order in the chinese".I struggled to contain my guffaws watching her eat her meal along with all the extras - i could see the dog hair on her plate, it's from a golden labrador for fucks sake - but she thoroughly enjoyed it. |
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| Nice Lady!Pretty feeble compaired to the majority, ah well! (bectoria, Fri 9 Sep comedy 2005, 14:46) KIng of all lurkage Tee hee hee - I defile the food of the mentally ill. Hilarious!You asswipe. (MizStinky, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:38) And my current M-I-L is a big fat munter, who i hate, and she hates me back equally. ( 4dam comedy is much better than Ironman Testicles, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:28) My previous girlfriends mother was a schizophrenic alchoholic mentalist.When she used to come and stay with us, comedy she would go out into the garden to have full blown conversations with herself, laughing away like there was no tomorrow. i used to watch her through the window, almost pissing myself with glee.Anyway, I was going to the chinese to collect meals for my girlfriend, her mother, myself, my mate and his wife. it is a fourty mile round trip to the chinese, and after some severe driving on the way back, my mates chinese had tipped open onto the floor of the car (where the dog usually sits).I |
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