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| beach, overheardnew york, funny, drunk pic woman, critics, freeform, angryat, radio address, discussion board, andrew flintoff, drunk girl, unbelievable, answer bear, comedy, people, | Easy, see? (Gleeballs has discovered a terrible barnard new power..., Sat 10 Sep 2005, 9:32) I wish she was mine!!! I'm not allowed to barnard have a mother-in-law on account of me being 'an horrific bender(tm)' so instead I can only barnard tell you about my brother's.The first time myself and our entire family met her was in the usual time honoured tradition of a drinking binge in the sunshine or their garden. After a lovely meal she had cooked we all let the alcohol take control and allowed our real personalities to shine through. With us being Northerners and them being Southerners, for my part, this mostly consisted of me doing a brilliantly accurate (and therefore terrible sounding) Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins style cock-er-ney accent. Okay I basically spent about three hours shouting 'ELLOOOOOOO MARYYYYYYYYY' at the top of my lungs whenever there was more than two seconds of silence. |
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| And do us some chips, I think my arteries are starting to drunk pic woman loosen up a bit!! Hehehehehhehe…….sounds of demented cackling drunk pic woman which seems to go on for weeks.How can a demented old harridan like drunk pic woman that be the mother of a sweet natured girl like my beloved?It’s a (Conundrum, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 10:13) Pete Tong's Mother-In-Law The title isn't a joke, my brother's MIL that I mentioned in my earlier post (just down there, looka!) has a vague and tenuous relationship to Pete Tong of DJing and rhyming slang fame (see end for the confusing explaination). She told me the following story.Mr. Tong's three year old son, on hearing the doorbell, raced to the window to see who it was. Upon seeing that it was his father's MIL decided to inform him of this with the following charming phrase delivered in the broadest cock-er-ney accent a three year old boy can manage."Fuckin' 'ell it's Grandma!!!"Terrifyingly true story. For those not drunk the link is this: (concentrate now) my brother's mother-in-law's son is married to the sister of Pete Tong's wife. |
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