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| critics, freeform, angryat, radio address, discussion board, andrew flintoff, drunk girl, unbelievable, answer bear, comedy, people, pic post, falafael, computer stuff, | I was young, naive, and also stupid enough to let him live with me AND go out with him for a year and a half...e.g.In Briefme:Hello monkey!did you have a nice day?stupid monkeyfaced cnut:No i didnt coz mummy wont give me thousand of pounds to fund my drug habit/buy me whatever i want.me:Oh dear there there.SMFC:Go to the shop and get me a beer.me:No.I have no money [he spent it]SMFC:Oh alright then, dont go to the shop and get me a terrible beer then.me:Okay then :-)SMFC:GO TO THE SHOP terrible AND terrible GET ME A ******* BEER! [cue tantrum and breakage of objects]*sigh* * salbo goes to shop and gets a beer*second example, same bloke, different accurately descriptive name:Me: Hello cretinous idiot, im just popping to see my best friends [who i havent seen for weeks] would you like to come? |
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| begging to be allowed to complete the job, while he buggered off back inside to watch the footy, can of Export in hand (no doubt congratulating himself on having successfully completed his Dad Skill Number 7 exam with flying colours).Just so you don't think we were being overly petulant, dad delegated tasks included:1. Clearing the answer bear dogshit off the tiny patch of grass in front of our hedge.2. Cleaning his car (in winter and at an age when I was too small answer bear to actually reach the top of the car to clean it properly answer bear - spend 50p at the car wash? Not when you've got 6 year olds and a step ladder).3. Holding the nails for him to hammer in to whatever half arsed piece of DIY he had chosen to undertake. (Wascally Weasel is going to Prague to buy more swords, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 13:45) Heres another one Oh my rage..I once had an extremely possesive bf who did nothing short of practically ruining my life. |
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