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| literature, melbourneindymedia, whitehouse.org, dazedand confused, president, israel podcast, ascii art, drunk driving law, independent media, company benefits, sledging(cricket), excellent, jokes, jerusalem blogs, with, weblog, erotic, give, dirty, a, | Out of action for a fortnight whilst it heals. Dumped her. Moved hummus onto blokes. Better.Anyway, a couple of years earlier, my elder sister gets married to her fiance. On the night before the wedding, me, my older brother and my younger sister and her boyfriend spent the night in my elder sister's house. (Her and her hubby were staying elsewhere, obviously!) hummus Anyway, whilst hummus I am drifting off to sleep, I hear strange noises coming from the bedroom next door. Being young and naive, I think nothing more of it and fall asleep. During the reception, my brother loudly informs my sister that new homes have thinner walls than she is used to, and says "aint that right...Bonking Bev?!" in front of the assembled wedding party. |
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