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| literature, melbourneindymedia, whitehouse.org, dazedand confused, president, israel podcast, ascii art, drunk driving law, independent media, company benefits, sledging(cricket), excellent, jokes, jerusalem blogs, with, weblog, erotic, give, dirty, a, | day I was due to go I felt bad all day, running an occasional low grade fever, sweats, chills, the whole deal. Nonetheless I was determined to driving drunk go, regardless of how I felt.The evening went very well indeed. My g/f's mother could cook - and then some. We all ate hugely, complete with decent wine, good conversation...in short, perfect. To round things off, I felt way better, all vestiges of flu like symptoms suffered during the course of the day had vanished.Dinner was eventually over and coffee was served. Without any driving drunk warning whatsoever, a wave of nausea overtook me. driving drunk My stomach instantaneously and violently discharged its contents...all over the dinner table. A goodly portion of semi digested dinner found it's way across the table and onto my g/f's mothers' lap, and even onto the bureau behind her. |
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| Imaging my surprise when I was presented with with an A-class floater while undoing my fly. First impressions eh? And, as it turned out later in the visit, second and third... Still, I married her and Ottousan and I are quite good mates now. (bbbbbetheball, Sat 21 May 2005, 13:06) D`oh Not my gifrlfriend at the time; ascii art but soon to be.She sat in the kitchen at my 18th birthday ascii art party and was loudly and very drunkenly discussing when was a good time and way to lose your virginity. My parents return from wherever ascii art they had gone and, bless her, the "soon to be" asks my mum. She never forgot that and hated her for it. (Fordprefect, Sat 21 May 2005, 11:39) Not a good intro I was invited to my g/f's parents for dinner. I was eager to meet them for sure, apparently they (at that time) felt the same too, so all the omens were good.The |
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