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| plays, footfetish, radical orthodoxy, devil, laws, abovethe law, conspiracy duck, video, pissed off, peter manseau, social, screen, news, angry about, funny links, | So insulted and wounded was I from the mere accusation that I waited until she had gone to bed, grabbed the cleanest, whitest towel I could find from the airing cupboard, cracked one off into it, refolded it and placed it back in the middle of the pile.Petty retaliation? Me? ^_^ (Orin, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:38) Bus vibrations An Indian guy on my attorney job corridor at Uni was having trouble understanding the English sense of humour. He told some blokes he had never drunk beer so they took him to the attorney job bar and got him drunk. He could not feel his legs all afternoon and thinking he was being accepted into their group he shared with them his funny bus story.Everytime he rode the bus from town to Uni he would select a particular row of seats. The good vibrations at this spot would build up to a outburst of fuck juice in his pants. |
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| Suddenly my bedroom door flies open and in stomps mother branding a fluffy clean towel. "Will you please stop wanking into towels?!!" she says, stoned out of her gourd. I blinked in surprise. Possibly I didn't hear her correctly."I'm sorry?" funny links I asked."We've got perfectly funny links good tissue paper in the bathroom! Use that instead!" she says, giggling like a halfwit."Mother," I said in the self-righteous tone I was prone to using when irritated, "I assure you that I have funny links not been wanking into towels. Besides, that one is clean as a whistle. I suspect you've just grabbed it from the airing cupboard.""No, you've been using it for your self-abuse!""Uh-huh." I replied. "Good-night, mother."The funny thing was that though at the time I was single, desperately horny and was therefore masturbating for Britain, I really hadn't been using towels, dirty or otherwise, to clean up my man-milk. |
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