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| plays, footfetish, radical orthodoxy, devil, laws, abovethe law, conspiracy duck, video, pissed off, peter manseau, social, screen, news, angry about, funny links, | My Gran, in front of my Mum and Dad, asked me what wanking was... she'd heard the word on telly. My Mum told her it was another word writer for masturbation which she seemed content with. She then said to me 'Does that writer irritate your hand?'. I turned bright red, my Mum and Dad laughed their asses off and after a confused look my Gran piped writer up, 'I meant the bandage' - in all the excitement I had forgotten I had a sprained wrist from Basketball... she wasn't even senile. (Chom, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:03) At boarding school some bloke was having a shuffle, and ended up bursting a blood vessel in his bell-end. He then had to run all the way up to the nurses office (at about 1 in the morning) dressed in nothing but a dressing gown and a large beach towel wrapped around his nob, which was drenched with blood. |
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| about 9pm, most of us - myself included - had left the pub so our boss went back to the peter manseau office to lock up, only to find the engineer had got bored of waiting for Windows NT to reinstall, and taken himself over to an internet PC where he stood - trousers round his ankles - knocking one out over a porn site. He's never peter manseau lived it down to this day, to the best of my knowledge. (colourzoom, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:12) My old boss lent peter manseau me a European hard core porno when I was 14 I didn't sleep all night and must have been in the "Zone" all these athletes talk about because I managed to get through the pain barrier of wearing most of the skin off my knob (NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:06) Back when I was younger This was just before I had started wanking so I must have been pretty young but i knew what it was and I was the right age to be embarrassed by it. |
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