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/ 17) (#170) by slashcart on Tue Jul 5th, 2005 at 03:30:47 PM EST I first heard of the missing girl (Natalee) yesterday afternoon during a July 4th party. Woman at party: Isn't it just terrible to hear of that poor missing girl? Me: Yes, yes. Terrible. Tragedy. Woman: Have you been keeping up arizona driving drunk law on the news? What's the latest news? Have they found any clues? Me: They haven't found her yet. Unfortunately, I'd never heard of the girl before. Indeed, for the prior few arizona driving drunk law weeks I had neither seen the arizona driving drunk law news, nor watched television. Fortunately, the American television media is so tiringly repetitive that I can fill in the blanks and infer its contents without watching it. Jessica Lynch, JonBenet Ramsey, Elian Gonzales, Natalee Holloway, or some other cute, defenseless, pretty, innocent, WHITE (or white-looking) girl or child, has gone missing or will go missing.
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