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Truly a clash of two worlds. (TDub, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 3:19) Not technically strictly speaking... My mother-in-law lives in our toilet, even our scary neighbours refuse to visit since she injured my sibling with some thigh highs bad teenage poetry. I gave her a crappy prize in an attempt to stop this wired tradition, that’s when I knew it was over as she demanded I attend her wedding to this stupid tourist she met. I don’t blame her though as he turned thigh highs out to be a hidden treasure expert, but there was no need for the time he got thigh highs drunk and bought her that psychotic puppy.The best bit was being forced to meet his parents who turned out to be a pair of jobsworth parking inspectors who sabotage meters and skive of work to have great holidays that always seem to end with someone crying! I must admit my guilty pleasure out of shouting “I just don’t get it” numerous times during the best man speech whilst listening to my walkman and telling anyone who would listen about the beautiful moment when I lost my anal virginity to Richard O’Brian.
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