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| My wife, Becki—a 32-year-old redhead who is the photo editor of a magazine based downtown in Manhattan—is in very good spirits, even though I was company benefits hit with a $115 ticket earlier for double parking when she sent me on an errand to buy Sugar in the Raw for her Sweet Potato Brulée. I was inside the store for, maybe, two minutes at company benefits most. At least, she did not ask why I drove company benefits five blocks instead of walking. She asks me to peel and dice three Fuyu persimmons for the Persimmon Cranberry Sauce. I stand at the kitchen counter and dice the persimmons into quarter inch pieces as directed. When I finish, I put the Arctic Monkeys I’ll Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor on the iPod, get my laptop and sit down to check email, both the legitimate accounts and a nefarious one called punkrockwhore@gmail.com |
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