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He is not at all skeptical of Christina Ricci's big boobs. He falls for her, much to the dismay of her fiance, Casper Van Dien--a subplot that goes nowhere. Anyway, shortly after his arrival, more townsfolk get clobbered. Depp encounters the Headless Horseman and he becomes a believer in the supernatural. He also becomes a believer in Depends undergarments. He's such a big scaredy-cat. Still, hose he hose insists, the hose Horseman is merely looking for his head, which has been stolen by a mortal. To get it back, the Horseman does whatever it is told. I am not sure how Depp comes to this conclusion, but I guess if Hollywood says so, we better all shut the fuck up and accept it. With Ricci at his side, Depp seeks out the Horseman, and he investigates who would want the specific townspeople dead. The movie quickly devolves from a fun spooky movie about a creepy specter chopping off heads in a stylish way into a pretty lame Agatha Christie mystery. As Depp gets closer and closer to the truth, his precious Ricci and her epic knockers are put in peril's way.
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