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| Two hours later, those little bastards were back at it. I chased them away, tore out the nest again, went about my business. Another hour passed and there they were again. I walked out on the porch and they just hopped onto the upper ledge and looked pissed about at me. I looked in the fern and took out the few twigs they'd managed to pissed about put in there. Then I looked up at them, shook my finger and said, "Don't fucking do that again." Guess what I pissed about found in my fern this morning. There is no reason these birds should be this persistent. There can be only one explanation and I think we all know what it is. The birds have conspired with the ducks to kill me and are planning to plant eggs filled with cyanide gas on my porch. It's on. Oh yes, my friends. It's on. 8 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink | 07:53 AM Thursday, April 08, 2004 Homicidal Duck Update - AMBUSH! |
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