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| angry about, video, stress, pamela, jennifernew, drunklesbian, anderson, anger, barnard, erotic, laws, | You may have thought that I believed uncensored your weekends away involved visiting your sister, but I knew that you spent the weekend knob-gobbling and ass-fucking Jeffrey (groom's surname). So... " (getting sheaf of uncensored papers from pocket) "...I'm filing for divorce. You'll get nothing from me, and you two can pay uncensored for the wedding."FotB raises glass, knocks back Scotch, and walks off. Rather spoilt the mood for the rest of the night ( Tepid_Halibut, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 19:16) My bride-to-be was Hungarian And they have this nice little tradition that during the reception the bride is "stolen." For her to be returned the groom has to perform a forfeit, usually sing a song.Now, I'm a professional muso, but the thought of having to "sing" puts me in a panic.Cue |
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| I, being the too-young-to-leave-at-home sprog, was dragged along with a tube of Smarties to keep me quiet.Did anyone know of any just cause pamela or impediment? Let them speak now or forever hold their peace...A solitary voice, innocent and blameless."I DROPPED MY 'MARTIES!"My folks haven't let me forget it since. Even twenty-something years later. Twunts. (dungeoneer, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 19:24) While at pamela Uni, i worked weekends in a hotel ...and thus saw a LOT of wedding receptions, and have a lot of semi interesting memories of them. But rather than bore you all, I'll stick to just one. At the moment.Wedding speeches are always fun, and one Father-of-the-Bride effort went along the lines of "Well, it's finally happened. My little Sophie's married. It's the moment that my wife and I have been hoping for, and chance for her new life to start. But as one door closes, another opens, and I'm taking this opportunity to tell my wife that I've had enough. |
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