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| angry about, video, stress, pamela, jennifernew, drunklesbian, anderson, anger, barnard, erotic, laws, | The sight of a newly-married bride and groom swaying along with all of their pissed up mates, secular singing "immerse your soouuuull . . . in looooove" at the tops of their voices is one that will stay with me for a very long time. (MrC - a camel named Simon., Thu 14 Jul 2005, 19:49) Kilts Kilts are great. They make us Scots look sexy secular and distinguished. Just don't go 'true scotsman' then get drunk and slip on the secular dancefloor (dress shoes = no grip) and land with your kilt over head. Exposing your Gaelic treasures to all and sundry. While dancing with your mum. Illiciting a comedic response from the band. Never, never, never do that. Especially, I say especially, when the local news crews are filming the entire thing.Worst part is, somebody else gave the tape to 'you've been framed' and pocketed the cash. The fucks. (weirzbowski, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 19:32) Yeeears ago... Back in my early single digits -- too young to remember, but old enough to say really embarassing things at the right time -- my parents were invited to their friends' wedding. |
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| the moment finally arrived. "Thankyou, goodnight." The DJ (who can be a band's best friend or its worst enemy) egged the crowd on and they duly shouted for more. The bridegroom tottered over and asked if we were going to play Karma Police. This was the moment. We knew we couldn't put it off any longer.We launched into the stress song and were greeted by cries of recognition. Soon the dancefloor was packed with people. And not just young people; I spotted stress at least one couple of advanced age wobbling around the dancefloor singing along stress to every word. As if that weren't enough when the song came to a climax we received a rousing cheer. This lead our lead-singer, in a moment of either blind panic or blind optimism, to ask "would you like to hear 'Street Spirit'"?Again we received a cheer so we duly began the song, which also used to be a staple of our live set. Let us just say that, contrary to all known common-sense and experience, it went down brilliantly! |
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