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| jennifernew, drunklesbian, anderson, anger, barnard, erotic, laws, drunk moms, dirtyjokes, agnosticism, | love my life... (jellyfish, Wed 14 Sep 2005, 11:55) I'm too young to be exposed to this... My, now ex, BF's Mum really was a genuinely lovely lady. Really innocent etc. She always used to ask me to do her make up (I'm a girl) and once even asked if I'd teach her how to get stoned (wtf?).Anyhoo, her husband left her while I was still on the scene, all the family were completely distraught, especially her as it lesbian was a bit of a shock to lesbian say the least...So while lesbian my BF's little brother was in the house she 'accidently' swallowed 4 boxes of painkillers. I come round the house to paramedics inside pumping her stomach. Nice.Some weeks later she tries it again. Again unsuccessful.She's then put on Prozac, which makes her go a bit mental. |
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