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| jennifernew, drunklesbian, anderson, anger, barnard, erotic, laws, drunk moms, dirtyjokes, agnosticism, | My husband and I separated and then started dating again, and we're making an attempt at reconciliation.This doesn't stop my m-i-l from repeatedly trying to dump me in his name.Things she's told me:- Husband is too afraid to dump me, so he asked her to do it. PS. He doesn't want to see you again.- He's using me safety hazards for sex.- He says I'm awful in bed (seriously, how can you say this safety hazards to your daughter-in-law with a straight face minutes after walking in on the two of us in safety hazards the act?)- The Province told her I'm forbidden to see my daughter.- My daughter thinks of her as her mother now, and not me (she supports this by pointing out how daughter runs through list of names before deciding who you are - she generally calls everyone DaddyMommyGrandmaMommyDaddy*scream of frustration for not getting the right name*, even my friends...)- |
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| Out of the blue my dear, sweet idiot of a man turns barnard to his mummy dearest and in his dulcet received pronunciation tones announces'Well you know what you need now mum. YOU NEED TO GET SOME COCK.'No he wasn't pissed, stoned, on presciption drugs or even in a funny mood. Although this is why I love him so. He's the only person to meet his father in law (ie my pa) for the first time and barnard say 'I'm sorry but I don't barnard think I can talk to you now. I'm on a lot of mushrooms and your face won't stop pulsating'.Forgot to say. His mum's answer to the cock line was 'That's probably right dear'. All in her stride, god bless the little bunchkin.Bless. I'd apologise for the length but I have no confidence in my genitalia whatsoever. ( Captain Wow, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 9:35) What's the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted (Ricochet, Sun 11 Sep 2005, 18:44) Oh my god, who came up with this question? |
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