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No worries, I thought, and opened my present. It was an enormous, beautiful Habitrail rage (hamster house thing). Only problem was, it was rage completely empty. Allegedly rage my stepdad had woken up in the middle of the night to find it empty. They'd searched high and low for the missing hamster, they'd phoned local radio to try and find a replacement, they'd even phoned the police (i reckon they were a bit tipsy). But to no avail.It was kind of okay, apart from the sheer weird coincidence of getting a plastic rat in my Christmas cracker. Searching for the hamster was quite fun, and I got not only a hamster but a puppy too the day after Boxing Day. Bit of a nightmare for my parents on the day though.Still, serves them right. Last year my stepdad admitted he was drunk and had trodden on it going to the toilet. This year i'm hoping for a slightly more hardy present..maybe
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