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| tremendous, jessica, jewish blogs, stand up, triple, movies, nuns, actors, laughter, comic strip live, | This idea appealed to me; it was the driving drunk sign that I had overstayed my welcome. One hardly needs Confucius to point out that two women, particularly a mother and driving drunk daughter, cannot live harmoniously under one roof. driving drunk The two are designed to get along much better at a distance. I was grateful to her for her help, for she had come through for me when I needed her most. She had not waved me away or accused me of melodrama, but she had given me the permission to trust my better judgment and to move on with the next phase of my life. Okay, so she's not the mother I would have chosen from the Mommy boutique; but I turned out just fine, didn't I? |
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| "Mom, stand up you've got to watch this; it is so fucking funny," my son called out; turning to make sure I would do as he asked. My mother's lips pursed. stand up "Are you going to let him talk like that?" she asked rhetorically. In the photo I am looking over at her with enormous gentleness, because I sometimes feel this. Some part of me is Odysseus's dog. But I was only feeling this about half the time stand up that day. The rest of the time I was annoyed. I was annoyed in general because she is not at all whom I would have picked at the Neiman-Marcus Mommy Salon. --Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies I lay awake one night thinking of Eskimos. When an Eskimo becomes too old or too cranky to have around, the other family members lead the guilty party to an ice floe, sit him or her down on a stack of seal pelts, and ceremoniously kick the whole kit-and-caboodle right on out to sea. |
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